SRWCFL Round 1

Round 1 is down and it has been an uninteresting round with some pretty interesting league results. Unfortunately for the "Snabdul's Titilating Titans", they are left propping up the bottom of the table, with an interesting selection of players. The rather controvertial tactic of picking players that didn't even start seemed to have backfired in this case. However, ex-Squirrel dynamo and the personal confidant of Welsh superstar Gav "The Lad" Henson has recently reported to The Nut that he also opted for this strategy. He is now in a strong position to chase, like all Squirrels, the coveted 2nd place position. "Dans Dragons" feature a heathly number of players from The Blackness and The Criminal Element, something the ironically named 'Sherbie's Superstars' have clearly taken to heart. 9 to 15 of the 'Superstars' are constructed purely of black and gold and this seems to have paid off. The man once described as Adolf Hitler's closest associates and most devout follower leads the charge for 2nd place on 87pts.

Local celebrity and star of the popular Colgate TV adverts Charlie Greet has constructed a fine team of players with the well-grounded premis that the welsh are poorly suited to success in rugby competitions. "no welsh players here" have shot straight to fourth place, just sneeking past three-legged Daniel Urizza Etheth-theth-theth-ethe-theth, which will surely keep Greet smiling.

Part of the legendary stand-off-centre partnership with one Daniel Evans, Etheth-theth-theth-ethe-theth, ex-Squirrels President, has recently gone on record about the controversial days of the late 00's. When pressed on what he thought was the key to the success of the Squirrels duo during this time, he is reported to have said that:

"we just had a one of those unique bonds, we'd share everything, we'd look at moves together, share ideas, share food, showers, beds, urine, women, more urine......yeah, we'd pissed on each other a lot in those days"

It is widely speculated that Rory McCabe's RWC squad, "Urine Trouble" was named as a tribute to Evan's recent Autobiography "Sex, Incontinence & Sausage Rolls".

Finally, many are not supprised to hear that the Special One and our Almighty Ruler, Mikey Turner, as expected leads the Squirrel RWC Fantasy League on a handsome 95pts. The Special One was not available for comment but ex-subordinate housemate William "I know it's touch, it's just that shoulder touched him...hard...in the face" Gallagher reported to The Nut that our Almighty Ruler "has an uncanny knack off winning these things, hence, I feel my team's name neatly sums up my feelings on this matter".

Round 2's matches begin on Wednesday morning at 03:30(BST), final standings of the round go up on Sunday night. Squirrel RWCFL will be back then